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following pages are dedicated to the cult of greed and celebrity housing
estates - Scientology! Live and learn as we take you on a rollercoaster
ride of emotionless repetitive phrases - such as - "do fish swim?", and
"I'll repeat the auditing question". We are the number one provider of
scientology facts that other sites are too afraid to print... like this
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Such insightful tidbits
as, "similarities are similar", and "differences are different" are
contained within this train wreck of a book. It all stems back to Hubbard
difficulties with the cognitive process as a child. His psychologist
suggested to his mother that he try to complete at least one puzzle from
the back of a Happy meal box a day. He was okay at the "Find the
Hamburglar" type brainteasers, but he couldn't for the life of him
complete the mazes. He just kept retracing the same pencil line over, and
over again on the box. Futilely going back and forth in the bottom right
hand corner. The picture on the cover represents Hubbards frustration at
never being able to finish a Happy Meal maze, while the other kids got to
go out and play. |
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This booklet contains
helpful tips on resolving that horrible dispute you've been having with
your uncle about where to keep the ketchup. He's right - it should be kept
in the cupboard, not the fridge. And you shouldn't have hit him in the
stomach. That was a childish thing to do. But that doesn't mean the
whole argument wasn't somebody else's fault. |
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If you're a junkie,
scientology can help you. All you need is three tons of raw vitamins and
corn stalks. And the ability to touch the unbreakable human spirit. Also
you might be asked to touch a desk. Now let go of it. Thank you... |
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What kind of personality
do you have? are you happy? sad? complacent? dead? It doesn't matter!
Scientology can cure you! |
