On December 13th 1973, French racing journalist, Claude Verilhon, was on his way to work when he was suddenly struck with the urge to drive to a nearby volcano. Upon arriving at this volcano he saw bright lights and all that other cliche shit associated with alien abduction, then was told to change his name to Rael and start a ~~cult~~, I mean religion... cult, by his alien visitors. They called themselves Elohim, and supposedly stayed in contact with humans throughout the 25,000 years after they created the earth, by way of prophets and messiahs. Jesus, Buddha, Moses, Seanbaby. All of these men were put here by the aliens to teach us. This sounds pretty kooky, but no different from a lot of pseudo-religions popping up. The thing that makes this one stand out though is their claims to have cloned a $30,000 human baby. Of course, after hearing this, most peoples bullshit meters hit critical mass, BUT, in a time-honored cult-starting tradition, they included rampant sex parties to sweeten the deal. Who could deny their intentions?

...Not me! Most people believe in God, who in their minds is a bearded old man in a robe, sitting in profile handing out commandments, and smoting people from his magical castle in the sky. I don't think this is any more believable than saying aliens created the human race in test tubes. Plus - there's sex parties! A good sex party will help spiritually cleanse anybody. Or a nice big spiritually cleansing enema. Wash away the burdens of everyday life, carried in my colon.

Not many people will recognize this guy, although they claim to have over 40,000 members worldwide. And if any of you supposed members are reading this, tell me, why does he do his haer thaet waey?

Notice that the ship looks exactly like the one out of "Flight of the Navigator". Its good to see that although they may not have the technical facilities they would need to clone a baby, at least they have a good photoshop team.